Theorems, Conjectures and Hypotheses

Langkawian Fullhouse

2010-07-13T03:41:00.004+08:00

Fullhouse. Beautiful place with nice food.

Harlow! Just came back from Langkawi and had a blast of a time there. Although I've already been there 4 times, there are still facets of that place that I haven't seen before and still have yet to experience. Particularly Pantai Cenang. I did not know that the beach was BEHIND the dammn row of shops! If I did, we woulda be enjoying water sports and camwhoring like crazy with other tourists.

Although my eyes were more fixated on another person's beachwear. Fascinating, simply fascinating. Thank God for whoever invented them... =D

I dig nerdy chicks!

Dance classes, Mandarin classes, visa application and outings - all of them fill my schedule now. There's a lot to prepare before heading to the States. And right about now, i'm quite reluctant to fly over. For the past 2 years, I've been building attachments here that I can't shake off anymore. Be it my cat or catgirl (meow!), I love being here.

It'll probably be awesome too over there, but they lack the "history" that I have here. And over time, this "history" becomes a part of me. In a sense, I am who I am where I am.

I don't regret not going over to the States earlier as many of my peers have frantically advocated. There are experiences here that you just don't repeat over there, given a certain time in our lives. My dream is to experience life itself. Can you really blame me for the decisions or indecisions I make?

*ehem* =P

Life isn't easy and it isn't colored in black and white, so who are you to say what is right or what is wrong? I'll live my life with my own decisions, no matter what they are.

Too much time alone is not healthy for you. Lol. Cheerios!

Yours Truly,

Ji Mi.

P.S. I hearts catgirl 2.0. =D

Scared

2010-07-04T02:33:00.003+08:00

Snapped these in Narita, Japan. Pretty yeah?

I f*cking hate *you*. Because of *you*, *you* scared my girl half to death. There's no way in hell we're staying here with *you*. I hope *you* die soon.

Cheerios.

Yours Truly,

Ji Mi.

P.S. Don't worry girl... It's alright.

Esoteric MewMew Commandments

2010-07-01T02:28:00.000+08:00

This is what we do during our gym sessions...

Read this up and learn it by heart! You shall apply it when ye knows how to...

Mew Mew Etiquette Number One:
Thou shall please thy partner as thy please yourself.

Mew Mew Etiquette Number Two:
Thou shall wait for thy partner to be pleased too.

Mew Mew Etiquette Number Three:
Thou shall let thy partner know what thy is wearing.

Mew Mew Etiquette Number Four:
Thou shall secure the area to ensure it is safe.

Mew Mew Etiquette Number Five:
Thou shall vocalize to signify thy emotions.

Mew Mew Etiquette Number Six:
Thou shall multi-task with both hands.

Mew Mew Etiquette Number Seven:
Thou cannot falsify mewmew-ing.

Mew Mew Etiquette Number Eight:
Thou must role-play as creatively as possible.

Mew Mew Etiquette Number Nine:
Thou cannot use partner as a means to an end.

Mew Mew Etiquette Number Nine:
Thou must be lovely and genuine while thy mew mews.

Read them and learn them well, young students... Cheerios! =D

Yours Truly,

Ji Mi.

P.S. Ohhhh yeaaa, I loveeee yaaaa!

Cathats! Come Get Your Cathats!

2010-06-25T00:28:00.005+08:00

Penguin Hat!

I'm going to University of Wisconsin-Madison! Yeaaaaa! Got rejected by UWash but no biggie. Ultimate here I come... =P

Panda Hat!

Lotsa stuff to handle, like visa and housing. Especially visa. Omg. Will update at a later time.

Panther Hat!

Btw, Her exams ending soon. LOL, finally we can go out without feeling guilty! I've got more kitty pictures to show you guys! Be patient yea! ^^

Cheerios!

Yours Truly,

Ji Mi.

P.S. Love ya!

Mama Cat + Kittens = Poop Machinegun

2010-06-20T01:03:00.007+08:00

Me in Langkawi. Me with car keys. Me eating cendol. Me cool. =)

I was cheering Patches on while watching her poop in the litter box! I don't know why, but I get excited when I see her using her litter box properly. Meow! =3

But it was really exciting k! If mums can go "Awwww" during their labor period, I can definitely go "woohoo" too when I see my cat doing the number two. Disgusting yes, but exciting nonetheless. Her backside was hunched over the middle of the litter box and she was straining to push her poop out... when finally, it slid out smoothly. It's nice of Patches to cover it with clumping sand to so that it doesn't offend my nose. See, cat-iquette! =3

Chinese boy + Japanese girl = Asian kid(s). xD

Well, excuse me if all of that doesn't appeal to you. You must be some cat-hater then, or some non-animal person. Cats are such lovable, caring and neat creatures. Above all, they resemble us in character more than any other animals I know of. Fiercely independent, wary of their surroundings, yet easily sociable. Plus their design is so sleek and elegant. It's almost as if they are the cat version of a Porsche. *thinks of Transformer Cat from LOLcat*

I think that God put cats here on earth so that they can teach us about ourselves by mirroring us. They have two sides too, ya know? I love them because they 'look' like us so much! =D

If you're still a cat hater, I just want you to know... Hitler hated cats too. >=(

Omg... I think I fell in love with her because she looks like a cat! =O

I'm dotting over Patches because I won't be able to be with her or the kittens any longer. I'm gonna go soon, but I can't take them along with me. Even if I wanted to, it wouldn't be fair to her. One of my last jobs here would be to send her to a kind, loving family who will take really good care of her.

Preferably someone who wouldn't pick her up, spin her around 'till she gets dizzy and then watch her walk away in a dazed state while laughing at the irony of the whole situation. Or like, pick her up, throw her up in the air at various angles to see how she adjusts herself preparing to fall, catch her, and throw her up again. Yup, someone who isn't like that.

Left to right: Panda, Penguin and Panther. More kitty pictures soon!

Three kittens: Panda, Penguin and Panther. I named them so because of their coloration. It was when they grew up a lil' more that I realized the names suited them very well.

Panda's very docile and gentle, yet as playful as she can be. Black and white. Also the smallest in the trio.

Penguin's shy and reserved, but when the time is right, will burst through her bubble and play like hell. Top part black and bottom part white. Has a coloration on her face that looks like a mustache.

Panther's just like his name, extremely bitey and playful and will attack anything that moves. The only male in the group. Large like gila k.

I'm gonna miss them...........................

Cheerios...... *sigh*

Yours Truly,

Ji Mi.

P.S. Thanks baby girl for encouraging me to take them in. It was an absolutely unforgettable experience. Love you tonnes for it... =)

Of Cat Milk, Toy Story and Hotness

2010-06-19T03:04:00.005+08:00

My baby girl and pillows. Adorable! =D

Milk just dripped out of my cat's nipples and onto me as I was fast asleep. Talk about a rainy day...

I've begun to feed my kittens solid foods now. Because of that, I have also added a new task to my list: Poop-hunting. My three musketeers are always around my room, roaming unknown territory and have yet to be potty-trained, although I did wake up one day to the sight of Penguin peeing and pooing in my make-shift kitty litter (made using some kitty litter poured onto a Frisbee disc). I've never been so happy! I feel like a proud mother... *sniff*

We smile like the Cheshire cat in Alice in Wonderland. xD

On another note, Toy Story 3 was orgasmic (although intended for kids)! Another great job from Disney. Note to people: Watch it with your loved ones. They'll cuddle with you at all the sweet parts of the movie. =D

Movies are a great way to get close and intimate with your other half. It's dark, you have each other side by side and it's cold. Perfect cuddling opportunity. Cuddling in this case would be of the innocent kind, not the naughty-naughty one. But it can switch depending on how many people present in the cinema... =P

"Shy shy!" >.<

I like holding her because she's cool to the touch. I'm always quite warm (or hot *ehem*) so it's always a welcome to have something cold to hold onto. In fact, my whole body is always slightly warmer than usual. That's why I hate hot weather, but absolutely adore cold weather. Wisconsin is quite cold... >.<

I'm still waiting for Washington. They are taking way too long. I have to make a decision now. What should I do...? =(

'till next time my cat drips milk on me, cheerios!

Yours Truly,

Ji Mi.

P.S. Mew. Do you know how much I love you?

Boyfriend vs Random Hot Guy

2010-06-12T00:07:00.006+08:00

I always give her flowers cause she deserves them...

I just got off the phone with my darling and had a pretty interesting conversation with Her. If you're a close friend of my girl, you'll know that she has this girl crush on someone right now and this is just not sitting right with me. My girl has a crush on someone besides me? Bullocks! And I'm not jealous. Not at all.

She goes on to me about how she wants his babies-lah, how his half-naked body is soooo hot etc etc. Pfffftttt, he's not even THAT hot. I've seen half-boiled chickens that look better. And no, i'm not even slightly jealous.

Zy and rain do not mix. But Zy and water do! Confused?

Anyhow, she goes on to tell me that she still loves me very much and that I couldn't be replaced by anything in the world, including him (although she tells me this with a chuckle at the end. Hmmmmmmm, suspicious...). We went on to discuss what I have over her that he doesn't. This does not include my jealousy. Which I do not have, k!

I think there's like... A LOT of advantages I have over random hot guy-loh! There's nothing that he has over me besides hotness. I mean, come on! Girls don't really care about how guys look right? They want a person with a good personality, kind heart, caring spirit and sensible mind. Looks are only secondary and unimportant. Right right right?! I mean, I'm not jealous that he's hotter than me. AM NOT.

I ter-shot her so she is still looking for an opportunity to reply the favor... >.<

She realized that I am still the best kareshi in the world eventually. To distinguish the obvious and overwhelming advantages I have, this is the list we came up with. It's how to tell the difference between a random hot guy and your boyfriend:

1) You can talk about period, poop and pee with your boyfriend but not with the random hot guy.

2) If you happen to be in school and have a leak, you could ask your bf for a pad (which he will keep for emergency purposes) but not from the random hot guy. Unfortunately, this did not happen cause we weren't from the same school. Boo. =(

3) Your boyfriend can miraculously cause you to... [edited] "If Ji Mi Yeow is the best boyfriend in the world, he will pee in his cat's litter box!" [edited].

This list is still up for editing i.e. up for girlfriend review. Lol.

Pfffttt, how can random hot guy be hotter than me???

There! Now don't you feel special, boyfriends all over the world? =) See! Nothing to be jealous of!

Just remember... boyfriends have powers that only random hot guys can dream of! TAKE THAT RANDOM HOT GUY! HA! Cheerios!

Yours Truly,

Ji Mi.

P.S. I love you! Even though you have a girl crush on that random hot guy who can't make you poop no matter what he does. Strike one for boyfriend!

Kennysia.com

2010-06-09T15:47:00.004+08:00

Steaaaaammboaaattt timeeeee!!!

There are not a lot of blogs that I follow (heck, there's only one that I have followed religiously throughout the years!) and that blog would be kennysia.com. Not only is it funny and refreshing, but it also has an international taste. It's Malaysian, yet global in its audience.

I have a steamboat to attend to with my darling, so sorry about the non-post. Will post more another time. Cheerios!

Yours Truly,

Ji Mi.

P.S I love youuu!

Chain of Thoughts

2010-06-04T17:01:00.008+08:00

AIMST Friendly. INTI Ultimate should have more road trips! =D

I hate it when I don't have the car. I can't go out. I can't get things done by myself. I kind of lose a form of freedom over my life. I could walk, but out under the Malaysian sun? Puh-leez! If it was a cool 20 degrees Celsius or so, that would have been exactly what I would have done.

Have you ever thought of things you could do in Malaysia if the weather was a tad cooler?

King, YiPing and me. Need to go back to Penang yo...

I would start walking and exercising under the sun more often. Picnics would actually be more fun and enjoyable. I would get less sunburns. My cost on sunscreen would be slashed in half. I wouldn't get sunburned that often (?).

We were playing Disc Golf on Pantai Kerachut. So much fun! xD

I have this mighty sunburn right now on my back. It had only just begun to shed off, kinda like a snake. Resulted from playing under the sun in Pantai Kerachut, Penang which I must say was a very beautiful place. If not for the jellyfishes. I even got stung on my arm while I was frolicking in the beach. Kinda sucks cause the pain was like being stung by red ants.

A silhouette of INTI Ultimate gang. =)

Now that I think of it... I've always had this high level of tolerance for pain. I've bumped my head against the wall many times, only to shake them off (note: hard smashes onto the wall), I've sprained my wrist before, it didn't really affect me much. I guess it was always more of a case of good luck instead of pain levels. I have yet to visit a hospital for any major injuries or broken any bones in my body.

It was the camera angle k! Not my fault. -_-

However, I think that the longer I involve myself in Ultimate, the higher chances I have that I will end up in the hospital one day with a torn ACL or something of that sort. It's a very intense sport, but that's exactly why I love it. My body macam built for Ultimate je. I WANNA ULTIMATE NOW!!!

Me and Zy during a Chinese New Year party. I wasn't with her yet back then... but she still wanted to be near me. =P

I feel hungry. And thirsty too. Bleh, not having any particular thought today. Just random blobs of points emerging through my brain. I hope you peeps have a better mental health than I am right now. I miss Honeybee and feel dizzy... in other words, I feel wooZY!!! (gettit gettit gettit?)

Seriously-lah, I think I'm getting lamer-lah. I need to get back my groove of coolness. I'm gonna start by checking out Unjasshu and Peter Chao! Cheerios! =)

Yours Truly,

Ji Mi.

P.S. I really do love you...

Dinosaurs!

2010-06-03T13:53:00.007+08:00

*Update: The pics are a tad too big. Click on them to see the full picture.*

Dilophosaurus... the acid-spitting dinosaur depicted in Jurassic Park!

Shiet. I had a mini-nap just now and dreamed of dinosaurs. I have had this fear of dinosaurs ever since I watched Jurassic Park. I mean, dammit what if Velociraptors just popped their heads into my room? What are my chances of surviving an encounter like that, huh? It's just an innate fear. After Jurassic Park. Ugh.

That is why I prefer to be in rooms with 2 doors because I could run out the other door should a Velociraptor come in the other. Preferably, the handles should be those round ones and not the handlebars. Don't want the same thing happening from Jurassic park, i.e. raptors opening kitchen doors. I hate dinosaurs. But also love them too. I'm complicated that way.

An artist's depiction of a Spinosaurus? Could do with less spikes.

Jurassic Park 3 was even scarier. They introduced Spinosaurus. This thing was even bigger than T-Rex and it f*ckin ate the T-Rex! OMFG! Seriously, Jurassic Park scarred me for life. Ever watched a movie SO good that you think about it all the time? Yup. Jurassic Park's that movie.

I even read xkcd's comic strip about Velociraptor, Substitute. See! I'm not the only one... There's something fascinating about dinosaurs. They're big, scary and mean reptiles. We're glad they're not here anymore because it'll be sick if triceratops rampaged through your house or, there's a velociraptor pest in South East Asia. Although that would be awesome too...

Velociraptors. F*ck velociraptors. They scare me.

I guess it's just the nerd in me speaking. I secretly wished there was an island out there with scientists resurrecting extinct dinosaurs using DNA samples taken from mosquitoes, frozen in amber. Who wouldn't? And if things didn't go seriously wrong in Jurassic Park, wouldn't YOU wanna bring your family there for an exotic adventure?

... And yet, they fascinate me. I wish we could be good friends. *sigh*

My dream was like this:

There was a reality TV game show going on. It was to be shot on Jurassic Park. With dino's still around. Whoever survives for a set period of time and reaches the designated end points win the game. We started off (it wasn't just me. there were other people as well although the faces are blank) in the middle of clearing, with tall trees around us. Perfect for a dinosaur ambush.

The minute we touched the ground from the helicopter, we ran into the forest. Dino's started chasing after us. Velociraptors were after my group and the second group as well (couldn't tell how many groups there were). One by one, my group members dropped to the ground like flies. God bless their souls. We eventually reached a water slide. Like a theme park. I guess subconsciously I really wanted to go a water theme park...

Dino humor. Lol.

I slide down the slide, only to come face-to-face with a T-Rex. And then I woke up. @_@ Owh, and I vaguely remember the sky colored in a purple hue. Could anyone possible educate me on the meaning of my dreams?

Gonna bring my baby out tomorrow. Haven't seen her in a while. Miss her a lot. Wish us good weather and good luck! =D

Cheerios!

Yours Truly,

Ji Mi.

P.S. Yes, I do love you...

Chitter Chatter Spitter Spatter!

2010-06-01T18:07:00.004+08:00

Tino, Zy and Mandy. In the bathroom.

Yo! Just hangin' at ma crib now. Went out yesterday with some of baby's friendz yezterday. Got her a rose and a jingle ball. Why? It's because I love her, that's all. Don't need a reason to give presents if you love that someone.

Met at KLCC, did some shopping with her. We were looking for something affordable and cool to spend with RM30 vouchers. I spotted this cool weighing scale but baby wanted something else instead. Boo! =(

Zy, Far and Mandy. What's with girls and camwhoring in the bathroom?

In the end, we compromised and she got this water cooler that chills your drinks for hours as long as you have it wrapped around the bottle. I borrow it sometimes when I go for Ultimate tournaments. Useful for those hot days! Plus, i'm sure she wouldn't want her baby to kena heat stroke right??? =D

Met up with the peeps and went to Madame Kwan's for din din. The food there is really awesome, especially the nasi lemak. Even the cream of mushroom had santan in it, OMG! Gave it a sweet, yet unique flavour. Baby had fish noodle soup, but I found the taste to be a bit overpowering. It's as if with one spoonful of the soup, it could fill your belly to the brim. Illusional soup, I tell ya!

Tino, Zy and Far. I mean, you don't see guys camwhoring in the bathroom together??

The after dinner talk was where the real drama began. Baby and everyone were talking about all sorts of things that happened in the past. But it wasn't the material that got me lost so much as the SPEED of the conversation.

I tell you, these people-ah... they could jump from one topic to another within a fraction of a second and continue skipping until the chain of speech is punctuated by an "OMG!" It's really quite something to behold. I think if I could keep up with the convo just like my baby, my right hemisphere would be huge-leh, like a football. Oh yeah, the World Cup is coming soon, so get ready football fanatics (which I am not one)!

... and that's how they talk. >.<

All four. Ini-lah SBS gang... Now I know how SBS girls are like. xD

I find it very fascinating that these girls could talk at such breakneck speed without gasping for air. Maybe as they are talking, they are inhaling at the same time, kinda like an evolutionary adaptation. Lol, yes. That is what goes through my mind as I am listening to the geng's convo.

At the same time, the guys are just chilling and lying back on their chairs without a care in the world. It was a girl's reunion thingy with boyfriends in tow. So there were two separate factions at the table... you have the speeding-train girls and chillax guys.

I can still see the same thing happening 10 years from now, when everyone's all married. The husbands will be watching TV in the living room while the wives will be in a bedroom, talking about their sex lives (or something else entirely). So tranquil...

Me and Zy. I got her a rose... =)

Baby, if you're reading this, I'm sorry but you're with a physicist. That's the way I roll, yo! Hope to see them again in the future. Maybe I would be able to follow closer next time...

Stay safe peeps! Cheerios!

Yours Truly,

Ji Mi.

P.S. I love you...

Z! (Part 2)

2010-05-29T18:42:00.007+08:00

Pupu, Honeybee, and Pipi. My three favorite girls!

To recap yesterday, she broke up with her ex and got together with me. Hey wait, those two incidents are not related... It's like this. She was finally single in 2008 and lasted so until 2009. I was a good friend (one of her best) until 2009. Until we eventually evolved into a couple. Yes, Pokemon terms should not be used to spoil the moment but I just couldn't resist. >.<

By mid 2008, we found out that we were both offered JPA scholarships. She was to be a med student while I was going to be in the science arena. She was going to INTEC while I was going to INTI. I guess we always stayed connected, one way or another.

Zy and the Mecha Bull. She sure can ride a bull... =P

Our friendship pretty much remained platonic until 2009... It was in March when I invited her over to check out INTI. In (at, during?) the previous week, I had accepted her invitation to take a look at INTEC and boy was she right when she said it sucked (the dorms). I saw rats, leaky faucets, black mold growing on the ceiling, and experienced poor air ventilation.

In return, I wanted her to come and experience a better *ehem* college experience. So during that week, I brought her around INTI and introduced her to my college. Owh, and we camwhored a lot too. xD

Here's an interesting note: I love carrying her!

I don't know what triggered it. Whether it was the extra hot tom yum soup we had, or the loooong deep, personal conversations that day. But something happened. No longer did I view her as a mere friend but something more than that. I felt... attracted to her. Not just physicalities (hot body, sexy hair, pretty face... which she had all three, definitely!), but it transcended that. I began to want her very badly. I couldn't keep my eyes off her. I only had her in my mind.

On that day, I fell in love with my best friend.

This is PB, her sleep bodyguard. Cute pair, no?

Want to know how I got her exactly? Hehehe. I'll keep it brief since it's quite personal. Well, it goes something like this... She had her eyes closed cause she was feeling sleepy. I just happened to look at her face at that moment and *boom* the feeling hit me. I was kinda confused too because of... ethical issues (which I will elaborate later).

I began to push her hair back behind her ear... I took off her glasses... and I leaned in... I could feel her breath on my lips... I inched closer and closer until eventually...

That's Sora, her bed partner when I'm not there instead. LOL, just kidding. Or am I...?

... I pulled back at the last minute. Dammit k. I had second thoughts. They were derived from the fact that she was my EX's BEST FRIEND. I think it's a sister code somewhere that you can't date your best friend's ex. Of all the thoughts to be had at that moment... *curses*

Her eyes were still closed while I was having an internal struggle with my conscience. You see, I didn't wanna put Zy in such a precarious situation where she had to choose between me and her best friend. I didn't really part with my ex on good terms so, yeah. What would you have done?

Meet Totoro, baby's Christmas gift!

After all was said and done, I made my choice. I kissed her. And guess what? She kissed me back! Weeee ~ the rest is history-loh! I'm SO glad she actually decided to reciprocate my feeling. Can you imagine how awkward it would be if I did kiss her and she went like "WTF?!!!" Kantoi...

Come to think of it... I think she was totally awake the whole time! I mean, come on-lah, how can you be asleep after someone near you strokes your hair and goes so close that you can feel the warmth of his hair near your lips? I told you she was sneaky! Maybe she was the one baiting me in the whole time, like a fish and a rod. Hmmmm, food for thought...

This is my Christmas gift... =P

I've never regretted my decision to be so brash and reckless at getting her. Sure it's unorthodox, but since when was anything good not worth taking a leap of faith? E.g. think of your religion or a piece of liquefied Kit Kat in your car. If I had to go through all of that again to be with her, I would. Faster than you could say "Omgiwishiwasthatlucky!".

Baby girl always keeps mentioning how 'kissing' isn't really an invitation to 'be my girlfriend'. Please-lah, why else would I wanna kiss baby??? To satisfy my human desire and lust at the opposite sex... errr... wait, shiet. Dammn. Ever notice how girls tend to be right most of the time? Zy's one of them. She is God's gift at humbling me. Thank you God. =P

"We actually camwhored in her mum's car. While mum was driving. Zomg.

I remember my first date with her. It was in Sunway Lagoon and we had a helluva time splashing under the Malaysian sun. She happened to be sick that time and my first task as boyfriend was to help her swallow the tablets and pills prescribed. Zy absolutely abhors swallowing solid medicine and I recalled her squirming around while I was shouting by the sidelines that she was a good girl and will be promptly rewarded. I think she liked it. =P

That night, I brought her up Bukit Antarabangsa to show her KL. I lighted up some candles and poured some sparkling juice. It was amazing... The company you're with can make a world's difference in enriching your experience. The atmosphere was romantic, magical, and unforgettable. We toasted together as a couple, wishing each other lots of happy memories and experiences. I'll never forget my first date with her...

Zy, Zaf, and I and a KLIA place.

Sure enough, we had more dates after that. Through them, we've been growing, learning more about one another - our strengths and weaknesses, likes and dislikes, idiosyncrasies and eccentricities.

We fight and argue, just like any couple.

We make up and say sorry, just like any couple.

We experience a whole plethora of emotions, just like any couple.

But above all, we realize how our lives have intertwined already... just like any couple.

Therefore, I ask of you... what would any other couple do in the next stage of relationship then? I believe that could only be answered through Time.

I'm diggin' the shades! And you. @_@

As Zy and I go through our lives, we will be writing new chapters in our own lil' book. Here are some of them:

1) She intends to become a doctor while I aim to be a physicist. Is it compatible? Definitely. As long as she plays the doctor and I play the sick physicist... =P

2) I am a Christian while she is a Muslim. I've had multiple discussions with her about this issue and we believe that it is not so much as our own personal beliefs with each other that will be the problem, but society's rule of order on us that shall be strenuous.

3) I like pork. She doesn't. I lost this one.

4) I will be going to the States soon but she will continue to be here in Malaysia, unfortunately. How we will weather such a turbulent stage is yet unknown, but we remain hopeful.

"Check me out yo!"

I hope you enjoyed this post about my baby girl. She is indeed sugar, spice and everything nice. Best of all, you can't have her. Cheerios!

Yours Truly,

Ji Mi.

P.S. I love you.

Z! (Part 1)

2010-05-28T23:38:00.017+08:00

My baby girl.

This is Her.

This is my girlfriend.

This is my baby girl that no one else can have.

Don't you think she looks pweeeettttyyyy? No seriously, don't ya? Cause I do. In fact, it was her looks (plus her character too-lah) that pulled me to her in the beginning.

Syaz and Zy. Z's are everywhere...

It was 2007 when I was first introduced to baby. I had attended a prom with another girl at that time and I was introduced to Zy during the prom as one of her best friends. She was stunningly beautiful in her red prom dress, with red earrings and a red bejeweled bracelet. I remembered cause her earrings were quite huge. >.<

From the moment I laid my eyes on her, I had a feeling she was mixed but I couldn't tell what. Could be Chinese and Indian? Naaa, she's too fair. Chinese and Malay? Possible. Chinese and a Westerner? Higher possibility. Notice that I keep cycling between Chinese and something else?

Neko-neko!

It turned out that she was Japanese-Malay. Dammit, I knew those eyes were Asian! Truth be told, she has very beautiful, gorgeous eyes. They are big, round and sharp... like a neko-neko! I have a fondness for all things cat-ish so she fell neatly into my category of "My Kind of Girl". =P

In fact, after I got to know her and was chatting with her on MSN, she posted this particular profile picture that gave me goosebumps. Forgot what picture it was but now, I know what caused the shot of adrenaline up my spine. It was those neko-neko eyes I tell ya! Her eyes have the power to stare down into your soul. That's how amazing they are... (I shiet you not all this).

Zy in school. Prefect. Like me. Omg.

After initial contact, I was involved with someone else for a while. But we remained good friends since that day. In fact, we shot straight into good friend stage when I finally got her contact on MSN. I remembered that our first chat together wasn't a simple "Hi! How are you? I'm fine and hope you're fine too."

In fact, it started off with a screaming "HELP MEEE!!!!!!!!!!"

She looks like a boy, omg double.

She had gotten perfume into her eyes, you see. So she was panicking because she thought she was gonna go blind. She kept asking me what are the effects of perfume in eyes and what is she gonna do once she is blind. I told her that perfume was basically water so she'll be just fine.

She didn't believe me and this panic stricken girl ran around the house, worrying for the next few minutes. It was hilarious and I vividly still remember that day. Oh dear nostalgia...

Kite flying, Ultimate and a girl. Puuurrrfect!

We became good friends primarily through MSN. She entered UCSI, studied A levels and got together with another guy. Life was good for her and me.

I think why we were so close back then was because of our shared sense of humor. I mean, when I see her online, I am getting ready to laugh. We would greet each other and somehow, our conversations would carry off into nonsensical topics such as David Archuletta (which she still adores), my shiny legs (which she asked me to ogle) , bf's birthday presents (one possibility: hamster plushie), and errr... other topics that can't be mentioned here. >_>

My 2010 birthday which she organized.

Suffice to say, we had a dramatic friendship going on. I wonder if I'm the same as that person before... Hmmm... Nostalgia hits again.

We were very comfortable with each other. We tell things to each other that we could never tell anyone else. We say and do crazy things to each other that we wouldn't want our families to know about (Oops). =P It was intense and fun yo! Of course, innocent fun-lah.

I. Wasn't. Doing. Anything.

And then the unthinkable happened. I broke up with my ex. Since Zy and her were best friends, she wasn't allowed to talk or communicate with me anymore. It's a best friend rule kinda thing. But she still did anyways since I'm her friend.

Let me tell you something... this girl is cheeky and cunning k. And stubborn too. She has a mind of her own and once she sets to something, she ain't gonna budge from it. I mean, just try convincing her that David Cook is a better performer than David Archuletta. Not gonna move.

She loves sausages... =P

We still chatted and remained bestest of friends. Soon, even she broke up with her ex. We were both single and available and I believe... that's the door that opened up for both of us.

It was only in 2009 that I finally got together with her. But that's a story for tomorrow. =) In the meantime, enjoy this blur picture of her. Cheerios!

"Ohhh?"

Yours Truly,

Ji Mi.

P.S. Love you!

Ramblings

2010-05-28T01:59:00.003+08:00

Note 1: Reject previous post and post it under ramblings instead.

Note 2: Get flowers.

Note 3: Enlightenment acquired.

Cheerios!

Yours Truly,

Ji Mi.

P.S. Love you!

Being There

2010-05-28T00:50:00.007+08:00

How do you help those who need help?

How do you unhurt the hurting that began?

How do you heal that which has been broken?

It's not easy being there for someone when they are upset. Often, they will take out their frustration on you and in the process, you absorb it. You try to deflect it away, part by part but it still eats away at you. It's not easy even when you do your best.

I just remembered something from my teen years (this story has nothing to do with what I was talking about). I knew this girl once, in my teen years, who was like... perfect. Well, perfect enough-lah (cause nobody's perfect, right?). She would go to church, attend youth meetings, chit-chat and have her circle of friends just like any other normal girl.

But when she was alone... I found out (through her personal stories to me), that she cuts herself when she was alone. Like literally, TAKES A PENKNIFE and CUTS A DEEP, STRAIGHT LINE. She would often do this daily, if not, more than once a day...

I was baffled as to her behavior. Here she was, a nice young girl with a healthy social life and yet, she does something like this? She tells me it makes her feel good and that she doesn't feel so numb from life. I didn't really understand what she meant until a few years later down the line when I began to meet more people.

Anyways, that's an extreme case. But seriously, how DO you stand strong for someone? It's like being in a stone in a river... you're strong and hard and solid but slowly over time, the river starts to erode the stone. Have you ever experienced anything like this before?

But one thing I'm not is a giving-up sorta person. I'm not gonna give up just because it's hard or anything. I refuse to give up. I. Don't. Give. Up.

Cheerios!

Yours Truly,

Ji Mi.

P.S. I still love you...

Kitty Litter & Litter Box!

2010-05-25T23:51:00.011+08:00

I have just adopted a cat. Well, more of catnapped her from my college, but that's a minor detail. It's been great and all having a cat... playing with Patches when I'm bored, spinning her around 'till we both get dizzy, giving her baths, drying her, clipping her nails, teaching her to sit and shake hands and finally, watching her give birth to three beaaauuutiiiifuuuul kittens!

However, it has to be mentioned that the WORST aspect of owning a cat is the poop. I've never thought poop could smell worse but boy, was I wrong when Patches pooped for the first time. In front of me. On my bed. In my dorm.

But that's a story for another day...

Anyways, back to cat poop. When my nostrils were assaulted by the odoriferous sh*t, I swear I almost barfed in my mouth. Al-Qaeda could use cat poop as an effective W.M.D (Weapons of Mass Destruction). A hyperbole indeed, but not if you smelled that sh*t personally.

That is why this post is dedicated to the inventor of the kitty litter, Ed Lowe! He was the first person around the 1940's who suggested using clay instead of sand as kitty litter to absorb the obnoxious poop (link). It became so popular that soon it became an industry of sorts! No longer do owners have to suffer (too much) from cat poop and cats have to suffer from... errr... dirty paws.

Dammn those cats. -_-

I'm really glad for the invention of the litterbox and the kitty litter. All they have to do is sit, do their business and the 'sand' will absorb the crap and urine. I just have to scoop up the doodoo, place it in a plastic bag and throw it away for the garbage collectors to enjoy. Yummy.

Seriously-lah, if my cat was like a dog, pooping all around the house, I would flush her down the toilet. Err, that's another story too. Next time-lah...

But yeah! Can you imagine??? That would be like so f***-ed up. This is why cats are infinitely better than dogs - they clean better. I often see Patches grooming herself half the time. She even licks her own a-hole so that it's clean and proper! Awesome right?

Hmmm... Remind me to never kiss her on the mouth.

Thank you Ed Lowe for kitty litter.

Thank you Honeybee for teaching me about litter boxes.

Thank you Patches for sh*tting in your proper spot and covering it up with kitty litter appropriately.

Thank you tissue paper for helping me remove diarrhea residue from Patches.

Thank you everyone!

My next ambition, kitty litter and litter box-wise, is to get the next-gen litter box. I introduce to you... THE CAT GENIE!!!

Get me this and I'll be set for life. Thank you dear... =P

Cheerios!

Yours Truly,

Ji Mi.

P.S. I love you...

Malaysian Ultimate Open 2010!

2010-05-21T00:04:00.005+08:00

Me chillin' out before our finals.

Woohoo! Satu Lagi Naan are the champions for Pool B for the Malaysian Ultimate Open 2010! So cool! Well... I've always stuck with the Naans and I'm glad we finally won something worthwhile! =D

Woohoo! I defended a disc! xD

I had an awesome time here. Ultimate has always been something I had an attachment to, be it for the sake of the sport or its philosophy. The first sport I ever fell in love with, and probably the last sport I will ever play on earth.

Err... I think that disc was for me.

Going up against international teams gives you a different perspective to look at, not only because the crowd is different but so is the culture and interaction surrounding that crowd. Just like how hangin' out with a plethora of friends give you variety and taste, playing with different teams allowed me to grow in ways I've never thought imaginable.

E.g. it's more chilled and relaxed when you're playing against people from overseas. They tell more jokes, make you laugh more. I believe it's a more serious environment in the local circuit.

Huck it! HUCK IT!

I wonder if I became a better player after all those year(s) of playing. Did I overcome my weaknesses and optimize my strengths? I don't think so. In fact, I think I've slacked, losing my passion for the sport.

Satu Lagi Naan!

But playing with the team again really brought back the spirit. Nothing else invigorates me more than competition. It always brought out the best in me. When I lack it, I just seem to... well, lose my edge.

Me vs Patapon Army.

If I viewed someone as competition in my studies, I reckon I would do better. If someone chased after my girl, I guess I would fight for Her love even harder. =P

Score!

You can learn lots of things from Ultimate, if you find hard enough. Ain't gonna give Ultimate away for nothing yo... unless She asks me to. xD

Cheerios!

Yours Truly,

Ji Mi.

P.S. I lost my Bangkok Hat 3009 disc during the tournament. I was so upset...

Cat(z)

2010-05-12T00:36:00.006+08:00

Patches the kitty!

Yo! Finally back in ma crib in KL. Brought back a lil present as well: Patches! Not only that, she's pregnant too. LOL, so I guess it's more than one cat that I brought back...

Was reading through the cat forum: kitten.com.my and I wanted to find out how to take care of a pregnant cat, post-natal care for the mummy and kitten rearing. While I was shifting through all of the forum threads, I encountered many happy but also sad and depressing stories of cat pregnancies.

For instance, the story of j_aira and her sad pregnancy (here) and puR_bebe and her kitten-eating cat (here). I was like "WTFBBQCHICKEN!!!". Dammit, I'm gonna have to watch Patches closely after she gave birth... night and day... without sleep... this is her first litter so I'll have to be extra vigilant. -_-

Her belly is soooo huge now...

There was one particular story that shook me to my core... wiredworm and the vet that killed her cat (here). Seriously WTF right? Incompetence and stupidity are partners in crime...

On another note, I wanna wish my Sayang good luck in Her A levels! She's so stressed out about Her papers (18 to be exact! That's f***ing insane!) and I'm doing all I can to help Her through it e.g. finding past year papers and answers, answering physics questions and de-stressing Her too! This is a shout out to You babe. Love You lots, Zereda mah babeh. =)

Cheerios!

Yours Truly,

Ji Mi.

P.S. I love you.

A Levels Bio Project Sucks

2010-04-22T00:22:00.003+08:00

I couldn't have asked for anything more, girl. =)

It's hard to watch your loved ones suffer and knowing you can't do anything about it because it's a battle they have to win themselves. You can help alleviate the pain slightly but that doesn't mean their war is over. It hurts to watch, but it hurts even more for those going through the process itself. I'm here if you need me though... *hugs*

In other news, found out that Patches is cunning and evil. Will have to watch out for her tactics. Cat Wars yo! Wonders when is she gonna give birth...

Cheerios!

Yours Truly,

Ji Mi.

P.S. I love you.

Steven Strogatz

2010-04-13T11:25:00.009+08:00

Ha-ha! Someone's face got blocked! xD

Morning folks! I was reading the New York Times and stumbled across an interesting article by a writer called Steven Strogatz. You can read it here. Very fascinating article about calculus:

Calculus is the mathematics of change. It describes everything from the spread of epidemics to the zigs and zags of a well-thrown curveball. The subject is gargantuan — and so are its textbooks. Many exceed 1,000 pages and work nicely as doorstops.

His article is kind of like introduction to calculus but what I enjoyed the most is his injected sense of humor. Very fresh and airy - perfect for non-calculus peeps.

On another note, I haven't thrown a disc in a while. I'm beginning to miss it... *cries* I want to run around on a field, just let loose and play some Ultimate. Free, free, free ~ Meow. Definitely gonna play today!

Cheerios!

Yours Truly,

Ji Mi.

P.S. I love you.

Birthday!

2010-04-08T13:19:00.004+08:00

Weeeee ~ Flour!

Check it out here! The Malaysian government agreed to the formation of an inter-faith committee, although I think it is still in the preliminary stages. About time I say since there is a myriad of religions in M'sia. However, one section of the article got me a bit intrigued...

However, the idea for the formation of an inter-faith council was rejected by various [...] groups.

Hmmm... Now I wonder why would these groups actually reject an open discussion about religious understanding? Political goals? Bigotry? Whatever it is, I would like to hear their reasons.

On another note, I had an awesomeeeeeeee birthday this year! Went to Saisaki for a Japanese buffet, got a sweet shirt/jacket that I like cause it kinda fits my curve (LOL!), got a letter from Her, spent it with Her and friends, ate cake, splashed face in cake, took back half of the cake cause nobody wanted to eat face portion, and I wasn't alone. Oh yeah... and it was all thanks to Her. Thanks baby! =D

Mew. I hope I get to spend more birthdays like this in the future...

Cheerios!

Yours Truly,

Ji Mi.

Acceptance?

2010-03-29T00:21:00.003+08:00

I likey neck thingies ~

I'm wondering... how sad is it when your partner can't accept you for who you are? Is it not by definition that when you love someone, you accept them for who they are?

And also is it not that when you try to change someone too much according to your preferences, you risk losing that person?

Hmmm... it saddens me to think that love does not equal acceptance. Worse still that when you are just being yourself, you make your beloved 'suffer' (a very vague term in my opinion). In fact, from my experiences, just from being yourself and making your other half 'suffer' is the precursor to breaking up. I've seen it happen time and time again. What do you think?

On a heavier note, differential equations test and public speaking informative speech happen to coincide on the same day. Just my rotten luck! >.<

I've had a great weekend with Her! She can reaaaally get high when She wants too, which is awesome. All we need is just sugar, sugar, sugar (and probably some tea wouldn't hurt). Weeeee ~~~

Cheerios yo!

Yours Truly,

Ji Mi.

P.S. Still haven't passed up Interpretation of Data. Fml.

Marriage Before 30 or After 30?

2010-03-22T20:21:00.007+08:00

Me and Her at a pool party. Fav pic hands down!

Hello people! Sorry that I haven't updated in 3 months. A lot of stuff has been filling my schedule and even as I am typing this, I am currently working on a few projects so please give me a little leeway aite? Thanks!

I love that picture. So... fantastical! I swear I'm gonna work out and flesh it out a bit more. She prefers more meat on Her man anyways...

I'm actually going through a Public Speaking assignment in which I picked the persuasive speech of "We Should Not Get Married Before 30". Obviously, I was thinking of someone when I came up with that topic impromptu. Lol.

Biologically, it is 'better' to marry earlier... sperm and egg counts are high and healthy. Healthier babies are produced. However, is getting married and getting preggie (a term I'm borrowing from Her) the same? A-ha! And there lies the crux of the marrying earlier mentality... I, for one, am an advocate of marrying later in life, although I highly suspect Her objection to my viewpoint.

10 bucks to those who can infer what I'm probably thinking. No, it's not s** dammit!

Hahahaha, I can still remember her argument against mine... "DO YOU WANNA HAVE DOWN SYNDROME BABIES??? NO, RIGHT??? Therefore, we should marry early. Thank you Sayang!" She sticks Her tongue out at this point. How on God's green earth do I counter that??? I postulate She was a debater at another life. Or maybe it's a girl's thing. *sexist pose*

I wonder if She's using the age argument because it's a legitimate reason, or because She's suggesting *something*... kinda like the nudge in MSN? Lol.

Baby, if you're reading this, I love You! For non-Baby readers, I absolutely snuggie-wuggie sweetie honey lowey-dowey my Baby! =)

Cheerios people! Gotta work! 'till the next inconsistent update!

Yours Truly,

Ji Mi.

P.S. Yeaaaaaa, my birthday's coming soon! Can't wait! =D

Merry Pre-Christmas!

2009-12-16T23:19:00.004+08:00

Hohoho! Merry Pre-Christmas! It's that time of the year of joyful giving and taking! =D

Have you got a gift for your loved ones yet? This is the time of the year when you have an excuse for giving! And they will absolutely adore your thoughtful jesture! =)

I hope they like what I got. I've got something special for Her too... What could it be hmmm? Well, it's anything but what you're thinking.

Cheerios merrymen and merrywomen!

Yours Truly,
Ji Mi.

Doubting Period

2009-12-14T01:01:00.001+08:00

Love You babe... and thank You for helping me through the doubting period. I don't know where I would be, or what I would do without You.

*hugs*

Cheerios!

Yours Truly,
Ji Mi.

Horrible Me

2009-12-13T18:56:00.003+08:00

Terrible me. How to atone? Hmmmm...

Random post. Cheerios!

Yours Truly,
Ji Mi.

Reasonable love? HA!

2009-12-13T01:31:00.004+08:00

Is love reasonable? I don't think it is. If not, by reason, She wouldn't have me.

So why do we love each other? That's the wrong question to ask because that's the answer. Doesn't make sense? Yup, that's what love is.

Gotta sleep now. Wondering whether She's sound asleep... Cheerios!

Yours Truly,
Ji Mi.

Orange is for INTI... I think... >_<

iShop

2009-12-12T22:27:00.004+08:00

Just went shopping. I am a pretty light shopper... Just go in, get the thing I want, and get out. Occasionally if I have nothing better to do, I will just walk and browse around at potential stuff I might buy. But overall, I dislike shopping. Except when it's with Her. Then it's fun! See the difference?

A thought struck me as I was driving back after shopping...

"Holy shiet, I'm turning into my dad."

Yes, I began comparing my shopping habits to my dad's. Needless to say, it was quite a disturbing thought (who wants to turn into their dads?!) because there were so many similarities.

I love my dad and all but... I don't wanna turn into him! Need to talk to Her about it... Cheerios!

Yours Truly,
Ji Mi.

Ultimate ConneXion Invitational! It was awesome maaaann! =D

Loss, Lost, & Almost Lost

2009-12-06T14:49:00.004+08:00

Henceforth, I promise to be a better person and no longer think merely of myself. I almost lost something so important yesterday due to my flawed character(s).

It's amazing how much u can learn in one day. Cheerios!

Yours Truly,
Ji Mi.

P.S. I have a newfound hatred against that bastard.

Taken from this website. So hilarious!

Her

2009-12-01T00:30:00.006+08:00

What a sweet lil darling She is! If you haven't noticed, I keep using Her as a reference to my beloved Zereda. She was reading my blog one day and MSN-ed me about it. It went something like:

Zy: Babe, are you ashamed of me? Or telling people about me...?

Me: What? Of course not! I always tell everyone about You!

Zy: I was reading your blog... and I noticed that you never use my name! It's just HER! Everything also HER HER HER HER HER!

Me: Lol. Do You wanna know why?

Zy: So I tot... why? N it made me feel sad... ='(

Me: Awww... no la.. cause I was influenced by Belle de Jour. She used Him for her boyfriend. And I found it to be very sweet, cause it was capitalised... and it meant that he was very special.

Zy: Really?

Me: Yeah... so I wanted to do the same to You. You are my special girl... So other girls are her but you are Her. =)

Zy: >_<

Well babe... Now You know! =)

Yours Truly,
Ji Mi.

Her.

Princess Mononoke

2009-11-27T23:15:00.003+08:00

Has anyone else noticed that the dailychilli.com has an unusually high occurence of posts concerning sex? Been following it for some time and noticed this... trend.

Yeaaaa, downloaded Princess Mononoke by Studio Ghibli! Gonna have fun watching it with Her. Should I bring food and drinks while watching? Maybe popcorn... or better yet, cookies! And Coke? Naaa, too sweetening. Chinese tea would be perfect though.

Off to sleep for Ultimate Frisbee at KBU on tomorrow, Sat. Need to learn to huck accurately and boldly. Cheerios!

Yours Truly,
Ji Mi.

P.S. Uni apps STILL not done! Plus I found out that my roommate has finished! ARGGGHH!!!

Me, Pipi and Pupu. Those girls sure have grown... *sigh*

Which to choose?

2009-11-25T09:47:00.004+08:00

Note to self: Never copy notes or *something* in front of teachers. They see everything...

On another note, squash is fun. Been playing it non-stop. Bought new wrappers for the old, dilapidated handles and a new Squashy ball. Plus I have Her who is already hooked onto the game. What else could be more lovely?

US unis rox but your app sucks d***. I hate you and after this, I hope to never encounter you again.

Cheerios!

Yours Truly,
Ji Mi.

I love that cap. Thanks babe!

Waking Up After Hibernation

2009-11-02T17:18:00.004+08:00

Finals are over and my last sem in Inti is coming next January. A lotta things are on my mind now, especially my uni applications. What do I do, how do I do this etc. Yes, life is a continuous cycle of busy, busy things but there's always time to blog. =) (after my finals, that is!)

Snippets from my past. Gosh, i'm gonna miss all of them... but there's always the future to look forward to. And that is something I'm forever grateful for. Cheerios!

Me and Jean in Narita, Japan. Kimono-wearing session. I got to wear one too! =D

When my family and I were in the Badlands. Lol...

Kinda obvious. =D

UiTM Friendly! Had much much fun! RAWR!

Nellie's farewell party. AND I HAD EXAMS THE NEXT DAY!!! Grrr. You owe me one Nellie.

Inti Nilai vs MARA Banting. Lol, a car accident happened just outside at the intersection. Talk about memories...

MPO Concert featuring Tengku Ahmad Irfan, Malaysia's child prodigy. I have a halo! =D

My cousin's wedding. Whew, I had to attend my bro's AND my cousin's! 2009 is a good year...

Guess who had to play a mini-Spirit game during Pimp My Hat? xD

Christmas came early.

Lol...

Double lol...

Aha! This was after I got my haircut, before I went to Canada! Nice nice nice?

My SMK Hulu Kelang gang.

My brother getting married!

In the library, tutoring Zy. =)

KLIA, sending Zaf off. Goodbye man... have fun in Ireland!

Yours Truly,
Ji Mi.

A Long Overdue Update

2009-06-03T21:28:00.004+08:00

Hey there people. Hahaha, it's certainly been an eternity since I updated. Due to external pressures (you know who you are!), I shall update. But only so briefly.

I hardly have time to do anything else right now... with most of my time spent playing Ultimate Frisbee, studying and for the *special* someone (again, you know who are!). =)

So... for the past few months, I have:

Gone to Pillow Fight in One Utama! It was fun, in more ways than one. =)

Rocked out in Carmen's concert at Zouk!

Played against Nottingham in the Inti vs Nottingham friendly Ultimate friendly. We lost. Lol.

Supported Jian's C2AGE in HELP by wearing a pilot uniform and bringing a geisha! =D

Attended Malaysian Cultural Night in Inti right after Ultimate Frisbee pickup! Lol.

Joined Malaysian Ultimate Open 2009, playing for Flying Naans! Awesome team yo! =D

Been forced into BTN Camp but had a swell time there with my JPA mates, albeit some controversies stirred up.

Caught a disc during Malaysian Ultimate Open (MUO) and have someone catch it on a photo! =P

Played a drama character in Inti as Pinnochio/Wizard #3. Awwww... drama-ing... >_<

Met someone who made me happier than I have ever been before. =)

Climbed Mount Kinabalu with a Disc, all the way to the top! Woohoo!

Errr... you ask what's the most important thing in my life right now? Hahahaha. No comment. =P

Cheerios!

Yours Truly,
Einsteinium.

April Babies Rock Sox

2009-04-03T10:21:00.006+08:00

Action shot during Bangkok Hat. I was trying to D the disk... I think. >_<

Wow. I haven't updated for 1 month. Yikes... Tests, trials and tribulations. Normal normal stuff. Nothing unusual going on. Or is there....? =P Hahaha, it's my birthday today and everyone has been wishing me. That's good enough for me. =)

New Year's outing with ol' school mates. Oh the things we do...

Birthday's have always been a quiet affair for me... There was that time when Jian and the drama team organised this surprise birthday for me (which I still remember!). But besides that, it's usually me, sitting or laying down in some desolated place and contemplating on what I've achieved during the past year.

Cheese cakes, blueberry cakes, chocolate cakes, bikini wax and pandan cakes all packed in one! =D

Of course the goods and bads come and go but based on my experience, I set new goals for the upcoming year. The year doesn't start on the 1st of January... it starts on the 3rd of April! xD However, this year has been an exceptionally good year for me. I guess for me... happiness comes from the people I'm with, not of what I did. Hmmm.

Damn shiny mangkuk right?! I like it... @_@

And in 0018, a lotta people made it special. However, there is one particular person who made it extra special. Thanks to the maximum, you-annonymous-person. =)

How to spend your New Year. =)

Cheerios everyone! And... HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! =D

Yours Truly,
Einsteinium.

Ultimate Frisbee Saved My Life

2009-02-25T17:20:00.009+08:00

Me and Ultimate disc. Portable and convenient!

Gosh I love Ultimate. It literally changed my life. I can't imagine living without Ultimate now. I'm addicted to it! I even went to Bangkok to play Ultimate. Spent 4 days, 3 nights over there with 4 of my other mates. One word describes everything...

... AWESOME...!!!

Go Hawking's! Suck it alllll in! =P

We always did a team cheer before the game started. Basic team bonding activity!

I was in team Black for the Bangkok Hat. We called ourselves Hawking's. You know... Stephen Hawking... Black Holes... Dark black... Theme was futuristic... It's a cool name, k! Haha, our team cheer? "Suck it in!" =D

Strategy time. Tri was the name of our leader. The teammates and captain had awesome charisma and spirit!

Bonked out. No, I wasn't drunk in this pic. Yes, I did get drunk during the tourney. -_-

We did fairly well on the first day. We thrashed The Smurf's (Team Blue) and Team Camo. However, we lost to Team Green (Kryptonite!) and Team Red (Don't know their team name...).

Spirit of the Game, the essence of Ultimate. Never forget that. =)

This was during the match against Camo on Sunday. I was wiped out from running!

Second day was worst. We lost both games to Team Camo (again?) and Team Light Purple, and got knocked out. Ugh. I guess it was meant to be. We had a pretty battered up team... there were swollen ankles, blisters and fatigue. Although I think the fatigue may be due to the unusually high amount of alcohol consumed during the party on Saturday night (Timewarp 3009 baby!).

Haha, colourful yeah? You shoulda seen Hot Pink! =D

Jessie, Sue Ray and me! Jessie won runner-up while Sue Ray got champion! Lucky bugger!

Jessica, Sue Ray, Shen, Nellie and me hung around with other Malaysians and we had a pretty good time. It wasn't just the Hat that totally fascinated me. The awesomely friendly people, uplifting Spirit Of The Game and basically excellent organization of the event that was spectacular. I'm definitely coming back next year, even if it means spending another RM1000 (inside joke... hehe).

Timewarp to the future, babeh! We were drinking and merrying! Yo ho ho!

Me and Jessie in a tuk tuk. Dammn scary!

First time in a tuk tuk. The turns they made... omg, my heart almost went tangentially when they turned...

Sports Fiesta tomorrow in Inti. I hope it doesn't rain. I haven't been able to play a proper game since Bangkok Hat and my hands are going into withdrawal. Until next time, cheerios!

I'm the tiny fella running! Ultimate forever! =)

Yours Truly,
Einsteinium.

Of Tests, Assignments, Drama and Ultimate Frisbee

2009-02-18T00:08:00.004+08:00

Eiffel Tower! Lol, Nellie in the background.

Yo-yo's coming tomorrow. Sierra is here!

Sorry for lack of updates. I've been busy with tests and drama. And later, Bangkok Hat. I have no idea whether to say weeeee or ugh. Maybe I should say weeeegh?

I should really find some time for bloggin'. When pictures come in.... hehehe...

Later la. Cheerios!

Yours Truly,
Einsteinium.

P.S. My club virginity is gonna be taken away! Woohoo!

Daniel and me and Sammi. Hahaha.

Yo-Yo Foundation

2009-01-29T18:17:00.002+08:00

Weeeee, I gambled and won RM30 (give or take a few dollars) this year! It has indeed been a profitable year!

I'm keeping the money for my new Yo-Yo Foundation. Gonna keep money so I can get new yo-yo's!

I already have 4 yo-yo's. There's,

Sheila, my eldest Bumblebee. Old girl, but reliable to the youngies (aka newbies).

Sammi, my 2nd eldest Dark Magic. She has been the pillar of progress for my yo-yoing.

Sasha, my looping Pulse. She is the center of my attention now, as I'm practising looping tricks. I intend to find her a mate. One is never complete. =)

Sophie, my stubborn offstring AODA Aquarius. She's a tough nut to crack! Youngest and hardest to manage. I need to spend more time with her...

Hehehehe, they are gonna get a new family member next week! Sierra's coming soon. I hope she bonds well with the family. =)

I should blog about my yo-yo's more often. They are such fun-loving characters! =D

'Till I get back to Inti, cheerios peeps!

Yours Truly,
Einsteinium.

Back In Inti University College (Under Laureate Now!)

2009-01-17T19:00:00.006+08:00

My yo-yo!

Goodness gracious me. It's been hectic here. Not that that is a bad thing. =D

So it's the 2nd week here in Inti and I'm already quite busy. I've taken up Biology II, Physics I, Calculus II, Philosophy and Moral studies (which is compulsory).

During my Sociology trial last semester. I'm gonna have fun again. Oh no.

Not to mention I'm also going to fly off to Bangkok (It's called Bangkok Hat) next month, on February! All to play Ultimate. Lol. Been training like insane. Must... do... good... >_<

My team and I during the recording of one of the evidences for the Sociology trial.

I also joined 7 clubs in Inti which I realise is a tad overkill. I should be more careful next time.... I also need time for myself. Let's see which clubs I joined:

1) Inti Ultimate Frisbee
2) Inti Christian Fellowship
3) AUP club
4) Inti Toastmasters
5) Inti Scrabble Club
6) Inti Green Knights (a new club! It's an environmental club)
7) Drama Society

... oh my fat grapes!!!!

Camwhoring in an elavator with Jessie and Kelvian! =D

Been playing with my Yo-yo too! Hahaha, I need to improve my yo-yoing too. Found some neat tricks off the Internet which I just MUST learn. They are so awesome! By the way, I also am going to buy a new yo-yo. Or a few. Depending on the chun-ness of the yo-yo's! Lol.

Wow. My hair was quite long back then. @_@

Besides that... I still plan to introduce Ultimate Frisbee to my high school, SMK Hulu Kelang. Let them see the fun-ness of this game! =D

Until another un-hectic time, cheerios!

Yours Truly,
Einsteinium.

Langkawi's Pickup Line...

2008-12-26T20:51:00.015+08:00

"Wanna lick my cotton candy?" *wink wink*

Hehehe, went to Langkawi with my mates last week. It was awesome. No, it was... beyo-awesome! We should do this again some other time. Now, it's pics time. =)

Reversi! Othello! Played this game throughout the way to Arau, Perlis.

We went there by KTM. Had to sit there for 12 hours. Ugh.

Next time, let's just take a plane there! Reversi's so fun!

That's Joseph Yeow. Same family name! Of course... since he has the same surname, he's already in the awesome category. xD

We played cards too. This was taken when we were in Alor Star, me think.

We were waiting for the jetty but I got bored. So I took out my offstring yo-yo and played for a while. It was terrifying! I thought my yo-yo was gonna fly off and hit someone! @_@

We got off the train and took 2 cabs to the jetty (10 of us). Total time = 14 hours.

Finally, Langkawi! It is indeed a very picturesque place...

We slept and went out for dinner at Telaga. Nice food.

These pictures were brought to you by Susu Girl's DSLR. =)

Cis. They were just jealous we got our foods earlier. Hmph!

Went back and played cards. My favourite travelling pillow...

They bullied me the next day. I was taken by surprise. I was never the same. T_T

After that incident, we went to Telaga Tujuh. There's some weird hugging tree there. Saw it before?

Telaga #1. It was... so steep. Impossible to climb to the top. -_-

Weeeeee, I'm the one in the red shirt!

There were some foreigners there too. Nothing much to look at though. =/

Posing. Ever heard of the pose by The Thinker? =)

Ok... from the left to the right. Felicia, Joseph Yeow (awesome surname!), Elise, Ji Mi Yeow (another awesome surname!), and Vishal.

Again from the left. Alicia Low (a SHORT surname... Hehe), Felicia and Leow Mei Yi. Fun-loving girls.

Alicia's dammn fun to bully k! Oh yeah, i've been hanging on to the shades since I went to Langkawi. Love them.

We then proceeded up to that DAMMN HIGH MOUNTAIN. Had to ride a cable car! It was... traumatic. *sniff*

Lol. We thought it would be hilarious if we posed *this way* up there. Lol.

...
... This doesn't mean anything.

I'll give you one cent if you can guess this pose. =D

All of us! It was blowing hard and cold.

There were 10 of us who went... Leow, Alicia, Sue Ann (Susu Girl!), Phraveen, Elise, Felicia, me, Joseph, Vishal and Darryl. 5 guys and 5 girls! Heheheh...

We met Denise from MTV!!! She hugged me! *faints*

Fantastic architecture of a bridge it is.

Aliciaaaaaaaa!!!

The Thinker pose again. Go read up, people!

Vish dared me to hop on all of the planks of the bridges. Bunny hops.

... I will never do it ever again. T_T

We present to you: 10 stooges of Langkawi.

Although the ride up there was terrifying, I just can't stop thinking how scenic it was.

HAHAHAHA, u just knew this was coming...

Hahaha. Eiffel Tower On A Bridge? =P

Went to eat at a Chinese restaurant. Our last night. =(

We went to the harbour to wait for the ferry and took this oppurtunity to pose with the Helang. I didn't know Langkawi was the Island Of The Eagles!

All of us. We even picked up an extra passenger on the way back - Jeremy. Hahaha.

An eagle as the symbol of an island. Very powerful indeed.

That's me by the W!

I wanna go for a beach holiday again... mew ~

Hahaha. =)

YESSSSHHHH!!!! Revolutions!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I love my yo-yo...

This is SuSu girl, the photopgrapher. She's got a sexy mole! =D

This is us waiting for the ride back. Boo. It's been an eventful trip though. Lol.

Hahaha. I had a wonderful time. Definitely befitting for an end year holiday. I have another post for the new year's soon, so check it out. Until then, cheerios!

Yours Truly,
Einsteinium.

M-Yo Family and Mt.Tabuh!

2008-12-10T06:19:00.003+08:00

Zy, me and the M-Yo Family! Awesome ~

Oh happy day... It's a good time to be alive. Enjoy! =)

Me climbing Mt.Tabuh! Should climb more often. Hahaha.

Tengok gunung ~

Hahaha. I'm wearing Inti Ultimate's shirt. Be proud! xD

It was high. Like, really really high. I shift you not.

That's me in the faaaar back. Owh, and the rest of the hikers. >_>

Guess what am I holding? =)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yup! I played yo-yo up on a mountain!!!

Am I crazy? =/ Cheerios!

Yours Truly,
Einsteinium.

Central Yo-Yo Competition & Jian's Birthday!

2008-12-02T15:21:00.008+08:00

Yo-yo's!!! *orgasm and dieded*

SAT 2 this sat. Zomg. Help me.

Went to Sunway Pyramid that Saturday to CYYC. Man, they are dang good. I gotta go join their practise sessions. But it's so far! In Sunway Pyramid k?! I live in Taman Melawati.... Cis.

Also went to celebrate Jian's birthday in Times Square. Bought him a pair of shoes from I-Socks. He's now into this gothic - gothic stuff. Biasa - la ~

Now, enjoy the pics! =)

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I brought Zy to the CYYC. Had Subway. Yummy huh?

I want to eat more Subways. They are so orgasmic ~

Dimi, part of the Duncan Crew Malaysia. One of the best yo-yo players around!

Ryan, leader of Team Blitz Sarawak. He was soooo helpful and friendly. Awesome dude!

Zy, newbie to yo-yoing. I managed to pull her in!

Look! New yo-yos! Weee. I bought the one's on the left (two of them). Zy bought the purple one. The furthest right is mine to begin with. =P

~~~

Pipi and me and yo-yo! Hahahaha.

She followed me all the way to Times Square. I don't think I can keep her though? =(

Went bowling then. She kept following. Hehe, my yo-yo. =P

Bowling style {Jian}

Bowling style {Joon Hong}

Bowling style {Me}

Bowling style {Zy}

Bowling style {Pipi}

Pipi and my yo-yo... again. xD

Pipi and Shakalaka. Pipi got braces! xD

Pipi, Shakalaka and Shakalaka's yo-yo, Maxim. Hahahaha!

We love our yo-yo's. =D

She loves her yo-yo too! Jian doesn't though. Lol.

*sniff sniff* So proud of my student.

Errr... is it me or are there just too many pics with our yo-yo's inside? =/

Oh well, we enjoyed ourselves yeah?! =)

~~~

There are more pics coming up - Mt. Tabuh hiking pics! =)

Cheerios!

Yours Truly,
Einsteinium.

Yo-Yo Event!

2008-11-18T19:55:00.003+08:00

Shiet. F***. Dammn. This is gonna be awesome!

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It is confirmed! CYYC will be held on the 22nd of November ‘08 at the Orange Walk, Sunway Pyramid New Wing!

The divisions that would be opened will be 1A, 2A (if there are enough participants), 4A and 5A. Other than that we are also going to have the Speed Challenge!

We are going to have 1 minute preliminaries (Subject to change) and each division is going to have 8 finalists (Subject to change for certain divisions) for the finals.

The champion from each division is going be seeded at MYYC ‘09!!!

The judges are going to be Raymond Thian (DCM), Colin Wan (Spinworkx, Singapore) and Fajar (DCS/TOS). We MIGHT have 1 or 2 very special guest judges for the contest!!! We’ll keep it a secret for the time being.

The Speed Challenge is open for everybody of all ages and country to participate in. The fastest person wins! It’s going be fun to watch!

The winner will win RM300 in cold hard cash and a trophy to boot! Even the second and third place winners are also getting prizes! The second place winner will win Rm 100 and third place winner will win RM50! So what are you waiting for? Join join join!!!

The SPEED Challenge trick list;
1. The Wind Up
2. Gravity Pull
3. Forward Pass
4. Break-Away
5. Around the World
6. Walk the Dog
7. Rock the Baby
8. The UFO
9. Stop and Go
10. Skyrocket
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Entrance Fees

For participants competing in the divisions; 1A, 2A, 4A and 5A will have to pay RM5.

For the SPEED Challenge, buy yourself the official SPEED Challenge yo-yo, The Mosquito for Rm35 each and you are eligible to enter the SPEED Challenge and the divisions!

_____________________________________________________________
Event Information

Venue: Orange Walk (Outdoor), Sunway Pyramid.

Date : Saturday, 22nd November 2008.

Time : 10.00am to 7.00pm

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More information will be posted real soon!

We hope to see you guys there!

Dimi!

~~~

Zomg. Zomg. Zomg. Orgasm alert. Who wants to come along with me?!

Cheerios.

Yours Truly,
Einsteinium.

Woman jailed after 'killing' virtual husband

2008-11-11T01:05:00.005+08:00

Han No-Food-Left-Behind, Nellie Awesome-Hair and me. KLIMUN.

Hohoho. This is good. From {World Wide Web} :

A 43-year-old player in a virtual game world became so angry about her sudden divorce from her online husband that she logged on with his password and killed his digital persona, police said.
The woman, who has been jailed on suspicion of illegally accessing a computer and manipulating electronic data, used his ID and password to log onto the popular interactive game "Maple Story" to carry out the virtual murder in May, a police official in the northern city of Sapporo said Thursday. He spoke on condition of anonymity because of department policy.
"I was suddenly divorced, without a word of warning. That made me so angry," the official quoted her as telling investigators and admitting the allegations.

Wow. Maple Story is dangerous. Hmmm... =/

Have to work on my SAT 2 and uni apps. Stressed. Maybe I should work on it from a "fun" perspective. Lol.

Jessica (my head honcho) and me. She's in UMich now. It's UMich right? @_@

Gonna be playing Ultimate Frisbee during the hols (and my yo-yo too)! Oh the joy.... *faints*

Alvin Chipmonkey, Jessie Ex-Stresser and me, studying in Block E of INTI UC.

Pipi and Pupu bullied me cause I didn't give them enough attention. I guess I deserved it. =(

Someone and me. CF game.

I will update more when I'm high on sugar. Cheerios!

Hahahaha! "Someone" and me. She pulled me to do this. I'm the innocent one. T_T

Yours Truly,
Einsteinium.

Halloween Night & Jokes!

2008-10-29T18:49:00.007+08:00

Halloween Night was awesome!!!

Lol. Exams coming. Panicking. Zomg zomg zomg zomg.

Halloween Night in Inti was awesomeeee!!! Haha, it's one night I wun be forgetting soon! =)

I've been playing Civilization IV like crazy. Zomg, someone stop me.

Got 2100 for SAT. Ok I guess, given the time I had. Next, SAT 2! Zomg zomg zomg.

Here's a buncha jokes. Dun really have time now. >_<

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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,' send me a brother'
Santa wrote back,' SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'

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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks , 'Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
Without Information Fighting Everytime
Wife replies,' No, It means , With Idiot For Ever !!!'

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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.

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A women asks man who is traveling with six children, 'Are all these kids yours??'
The man replies, ' No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints'.

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A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?' Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that.
Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!'

~~~

Grooving on the dance floor!

Oiks. Surrender?

My mistress of the Seven Seas! Arrrr!!!

She's Minnie/Mickey Mouse! Awesome hair yo!

Mua.

Mua and gang. Lol.

Mua and Megan. She helped us out!

Parrrtttaaaaayyy!!!

This is how ya dance. Lol.

Cheerios~!

Yours Truly,
Einsteinium.

Rumbo Mumbo Jumbo

2008-10-19T00:09:00.005+08:00

Formal wear for ENL presentation... =)

Is it a crime to pass genetic diseases to your children if the parents are fully aware of the consequences of doing so?

I think it is. I just hope that in the future, they won't condemn their children to a lifetime of suffering... Haiz...

Just heard a story from a friend of mine who has a genetic disease. I couldn't help but think when I heard about it. =/

I hope that all of you peeps out there will consider this before going out and having babies. It's your responsibility to provide the best for your children, so take action and do the right thing. Serious.

Oh yeah, my friend has color blindness. He gets irritated a lot when the colors he perceives is not the actual color at all. Sad.... =(

Group photo after we were done! Clockwise from me: Latifah, Sher Minn and Bee.

We're the Supernatural Presenters! Rawr! xD

Cheerios!

Yours Truly,
Einsteinium.

Why Economics Will Never Be Like Physics

2008-10-12T12:43:00.005+08:00

I was reading Zapper's blog today and stumbled across a rather interesting article. It concerned the "soft" science of economics, how economists are constantly chasing a rapidly evolving and mutating target.

John Horgan (the author) continued to argue that unlike physics, economics has the human factor. Being unperdictable beings we are, economics has mirrored the same chaotic characteristics as well.

Hmmm. Just goes to show how we can often "screw" things up. >_<

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Question: Will this situation ever change? That is, will economics ever be as precise and predictive, as "hard," as astronomy (or celestial mechanics, to use Feyerabend's quaint term) and other physical sciences? That is the hope of a trendy new field called "econophysics," which seeks to make economics more rigorous through the application of concepts and techniques borrowed from physics.

My bet is that economics will always remain as squishy as anthropology, political science, history and other social sciences. The physical sciences address phenomena-ranging from electrons, elements and the nuclear forces up to stars, galaxies and gravity-that are relatively stable and well-defined. In contrast, economies vary wildly across space and time. The U.S. economy today is radically different than it was a decade or even a month ago. Economists are chasing a rapidly moving and mutating target.

It gets worse: Protons, plasmas, planets and other strictly physical systems don't care what scientists think about them. Social systems, on the other hand, consist of objects that read newspapers, journals, books and blogs and change their behavior as a result. Newton's model of planetary motion did not affect Jupiter's course, but an initially persuasive model of dollar-yen exchange rates may affect those rates in a way that soon renders the model totally obsolete.

~~~

To err is human; to forgive, divine. =)

Cheerios beloved readers!

Yours Truly,
Einsteinium.

Funnnized Jokes.

2008-10-08T16:45:00.005+08:00

Whew. Haven't updated since Raya. Been busy - la. I can't wait till my finals are over and I can really focus on what I want. Lol, anyways... I got a bunch of jokes from the Internet again. I'll update again when I feel like it. >_<

By the way, to those who are talking behind my back, I hope that your hair turns white and drop off. Evil people deserve evil things done to them. Retribution. Muahahahaha.

To the rest, cheerios and have fun watching the stars! Watch out for a particularly bright one in the sky, the North Star. =)

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USE CORRECT BAHASA.....

Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently:

Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagut. Bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...

Apek: Har?!! Err ... saya kawan ada cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..

Ali: Apa probrem?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tatak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ..

Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa celita... saya suda lama potong. Tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap maen woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha .. saya punya 6 inci laa..

Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jgn maen2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok!!! (opens his trousers)

Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..

Ali: Abis... lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka.. molo punya olang..

Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la..... proton saga........

~~~

Some Physics terms you DO NOT want to use on a date:

"Let's make like particles and collide."

"Have you heard of the Big Bang theory?"

"Once you've had dark matter, you'll never get fatter."

"You'd better jump me now. The last time I was available, I was a quark lepton."

"I like your bosons."

"Want to come back to my tunnel and see my Hadron Collider? It's huge."

~~~

{This part of the joke series was removed due to sensitive materials.}

{I'll give you a hint to what it might be; Malaysian politics. Making jokes about the political people in Malaysia when you're a JPA scholar is a dangerous, dangerous thing indeed. @_@}

{A bright, lil' birdie told me about it. Thanks.}

=)

~~~

Cheerios! =)

Yours Truly,
Einsteinium.

Funny Pics Cont!

2008-09-27T14:08:00.007+08:00

Lol. I was trying to 'pancake' disc! It's a way to catch the disc! -_-

What do ya know? It's the holidays! Yeaaaaaah!!! Finally I get to focus on my SAT's! ^^ Unfortunately, this view of mine was harshly criticized by a friend of mine, Jessie:

Jessie: You nerd!

Ji Mi: What??? What did I do???

Jessie: Your MSN nick. -_-

Ji Mi: *reads nick*

(Nick: "Yeah! Raya holidays! Can study SAT now... weeee!!!")

Ji Mi: It's true!!!

Jessie: Yeah... true that you're a nerd!

Ji Mi: Zzz...

I'm not a nerd k! Plus Jessie's just naturally mean to me! Morever, it's just that there's a major exam coming up. Who wouldn't wanna ner... errr... mug? True? ^^

Anyways, gotta go study. Have fun looking at these pics! Did you know that those icky looking stuffs are actually bread?! Hahaha, awesomeeeeee right! =)

This is a bread...

These are bread too...

I shift you not! All of these are bread! Cool right?!

I can't imagine how they could do such fine art though... so awesomeee!!!

Hahaha, bread on sale! =P

Which part would you choose? I personally like the hand. xD

Yummy!

Inti Ultimate went for Sunway Tournament last week. It was a good experience for us!

I love Ultimate... <3

Ultimate Frisbee... the truly ultimate game! =)

Cheerios peeps! ^^

Yours Truly,
Einsteinium.

Twinkle, Twinkle Lil' Star...

2008-09-22T23:29:00.007+08:00

~~~

Twinkle, twinkle lil' star

How I wonder how you are

Up above the world so high

Like a diamond in the sky

Twinkle, twinkle lil' star

How I wonder... how you are... =)

~~~

Still dying here. Pray for me that I'll survive until the holidays. Well, I wouldn't say it's that bad over here... There are some ups being in Inti Nilai. Hahahaha. xD

Cheerios! Just wanted to... post something... =)

Yours Truly,
Einsteinium.

I'm Getting Swamped Here...

2008-09-17T22:20:00.004+08:00

No time. I need to do work. I'll briefly explain in each pic. So sorry people. I won't be free till November. Haiz...

Condom found outside of my block, near Newton.

Yuck... still has liquid inside...

Me and Nellie during KLIMUN. Yee Jie's fingers. Pfftt!!!

Me and Nellie duing Merdeka Night. No fireworks. Bluek.

KLIMUN was such an amazing experience. I wouldn't mind going for it again...

Went over to INTEC. This is Zaf, a friend of Zy.

Zy and Zaf... hmmm... it was drizzling that time. =)

Me and Zy camwhoring. I have 62 camwhore pics. Zomg.

The effect of playing Ultimate Frisbee and diving for the disc. Ouch...

Cheerios!

Yours Truly,
Einsteinium.

Of Uniforms and Business

2008-09-05T20:29:00.001+08:00

Sorry yo. I have a lotta funny pics and stuff in my com now but I'm way too busy to do a proper post. I'm so sorry people. I'll make it up to you all another time k? =(

In the meantime, these are some pics of me posing for a photoshoot. Hehehe. All of our cousins got together to make a banner for my uncle and aunties shop. We posed so many times! Hahaha! I chose the best among the 132 shots. Hehehe. xD

Baju Melayu! Do I look Malay-ish?

I believe this is the Fireman's one. Can't remember the name of their club...

Just me in normal school clothes. I look innocent in here, which is just right as it reflects my innocence. =P

Lol. I had to wear this bip inside the uniform... Funny-ness. @_@

Take care yo and cheerios! ^^

Yours Truly,
Einsteinium.

A Holistic Guide to Malaysian Road Rules

2008-08-29T03:12:00.003+08:00

This was taken from an e-mail I received. I believe it is comprehensive and holds true to Malaysian Road Rules. The author of this article is unknown (at least in what I hope to believe). Have fun readin! =)

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Since arriving in Malaysia in 1997, I have tried on many occasions to buy a copy of the Malaysian road rules, but have come to the conclusion that no such publication exists (or if it does, it has been out of print for years). Therefore after carefully observing the driving habits of Malaysian drivers, I believe I have at last worked out the rules of the road in Malaysia.

For the benefit of other expatriates living in Malaysia, and the 50% of local drivers who acquired their driving licences without taking a driving test, I am pleased to share my knowledge below:

Q: What is the most important rule of the road in Malaysia?
A: The most important rule is that you must arrive at your destination ahead of the car in front of you. This is the sacrosanct rule of driving in Malaysia. All other rules are subservient to this rule.

Q: What side of the road should you drive on in Malaysia?
A: 99.7% of cars drive on the left hand side, 0.2% on the right hand side, and 0.1% drive in reverse (be on the look out for drivers reversing at high speed in the left hand lane of freeways, having just missed their exit). Therefore on the basis of 'majority rules', it is recommended that you drive on the left. However, be aware that only 90% of motorcyclists travel on the left hand side - the other 10% ride in the opposite direction or on the sidewalk. Fortunately, motorcyclists traveling in reverse are rarely seen.

Q: What are the white lines on the roads?
A: These are known as lane markers and were used by the British in the colonial days to help them drive straight after consuming their gin and tonics. Today their purpose is mainly decorative, although a double white line is used to indicate a place that is popular to overtake.

Q: When can I use the emergency lane?
A: You can use the emergency lane for any emergency, e.g. you are late for work, you left the toaster plugged in at home, you are bursting to go to the toilet, you have a toothache or you have just dropped a hot latte in your lap. As it is an emergency, you may drive at twice the speed of the other cars on the road.

Q: Do traffic lights have the same meaning as in other countries?
A: Not quite. Green is the same – that means "Go", but amber and red are different. Amber means "Go like hell" and red means "Stop if there is traffic coming in the other direction or if there is a policeman on the corner". Otherwise red means the same as green. Note that for buses, red lights do not take effect until five seconds after the light has changed.

Q: What does the sign "Jalan Sehala" mean?
A: This means "One Way Street" and indicates a street where the traffic is required to travel in one direction. The arrow on the sign indicates the preferred direction of the traffic flow, but is not compulsory. If the traffic is not flowing in the direction in which you wish to travel, then reversing in that direction is the best option.

Q: What does the sign "Berhenti" mean?
A: This means "Stop", and is used to indicate a junction where there is a possibility that you may have to stop if you cannot fool the cars on the road that you are entering into thinking that you are not going to stop.

Q: What does the sign "Beri Laluan" mean?
A: This means "Give Way", and is used to indicate a junction where the cars on the road that you are entering will give way to you provided you avoid all eye contact with them and you can fool them into thinking that you have not seen them.

Q: What does the sign "Dilarang Masuk" mean?
A: This means "No Entry". However, when used on exit ramps in multi-storey car parks, it has an alternative meaning which is: "Short cut to the next level up".

Q: What does the sign "Pandu Cermat" mean?
A: This means "Drive Smartly", and is placed along highways to remind drivers that they should never leave more than one car length between them and the car in front, irrespective of what speed they are driving. This is to ensure that other cars cannot cut in front of you and thus prevent you from achieving the primary objective of driving in Malaysia, and that is to arrive ahead of the car in front of you. If you can see the rear number plate of the car in front of you, then you are not driving close enough.

Q: What is the speed limit in Malaysia?
A: The concept of a speed limit is unknown in Malaysia.

Q: So what are the round signs on the highways with the numbers, 60, 80 and 110?
A: This is the amount of the 'on-the-spot' fine (in ringgits - the local currency) that you have to pay to the police if you are stopped on that stretch of the highway. Note that for expatriates or locals driving Mercedes or BMWs, the on-the-spot fine is double the amount shown on the sign.

Q: Where do you pay the 'on-the-spot' fine?
A: As the name suggests, you pay it 'on-the-spot' to the policeman who has stopped you. You will be asked to place your driving licence on the policeman's notebook that he will hand to you through the window of your car. You will note that there is a spot on the cover of the notebook. Neatly fold the amount of your fine into four, place the fine on the spot, and then cover it with your driving licence so that it cannot be seen. Pass it carefully to the policeman. Then, with a David Copperfield movement of his hands, he will make your money disappear. It is not necessary to applaud.

Q: But isn't this a bribe?
A: Oh pleeease, go and wash your mouth out. What do you want? A traffic ticket? Yes, you can request one of those instead, but it will cost you twice the price, forms to fill out, cheques to write, envelopes to mail, and then three months later when you are advised that your fine was never received, more forms to fill out, a trip to the police station, a trip to the bank, a trip back to the police station, and maybe then you will wish you had paid 'on-the-spot'.

Q: But what if I haven't broken any road rules?
A: It is not common practice in Malaysia to stop motorists for breaking road rules (because nobody is really sure what they are). The most common reasons for being stopped are: (a) the policeman is hungry and would like you to buy him lunch; (b) the policeman has run out of petrol and needs some money to get back to the station; (c) you look like a generous person who would like to make a donation to the police welfare fund; or (d) you are driving an expensive car which means you can afford to make a donation to the police welfare fund.

Q: Does my car require a roadworthy certificate before I can drive it in Malaysia?
A: No, roadworthy certificates are not required in Malaysia. However there are certain other statutory requirements that must be fulfilled before your car can be driven in Malaysia. Firstly, you must ensure that your windscreen is at least 50% obscured with English football club decals, golf club membership stickers or condo parking permits. Secondly, you must place a tissue box (preferably in a white lace cover) on the back shelf of your car under the rear window. Thirdly, you must hang as many CDs or plastic ornaments from your rear vision mirror as it will support. Finally, you must place a Garfield doll with suction caps on one of your windows. Your car will then be ready to drive on Malaysian roads.

Q: What does a single yellow line along the edge of a road mean?
A: This means parking is permitted.

Q: What does a double yellow line along the edge of a road mean?
A: This means double parking is permitted.

Q: What does a yellow box with a diagonal grid of yellow lines painted on the road at a junction mean?
A: Contrary to the understanding of some local drivers, this does not mean that diagonal parking is permitted. It indicates a junction that is grid-locked at peak hours.

Q: Can I use my mobile phone whilst driving in Malaysia?
A: No problem at all, but it should be noted that if you wish to use the rear-vision mirror to put on your lipstick or trim your eyebrows at the same time as you are using a mobile phone in the other hand, you should ensure that you keep an elbow free to steer the car. Alternatively, you may place a toddler on your lap and have the child steer the car whilst you are carrying out these other essential tasks.

Q: Is it necessary to use indicator lights in Malaysia?
A: These blinking orange lights are commonly used by newly arrived expatriate drivers to indicate they are about to change lanes. This provides a useful signal to local drivers to close up any gaps to prevent the expatriate driver from changing lanes. Therefore it is recommended that expatriate drivers adopt the local practice of avoiding all use of indicator lights. However, it is sometimes useful to turn on your left hand indicator if you want to merge right, because this confuses other drivers enabling you to take advantage of an unprotected gap in the traffic.

Q: Why do some local drivers turn on their left hand indicator and then turn right, or turn on their right hand indicator and then turn left?
A: This is one of the unsolved mysteries of driving in Malaysia.

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I believe you would find it comprehensive and it would be in Malaysia's best interest to disseminate this article to the rest. Go and spread the love, fellow Malaysians! Cheerios! Hehe. xD

Yours Naughtyly,
Einsteinium.

Emoness

2008-08-27T01:18:00.002+08:00

I hate myself. Passed but.... T_T

1) Mock SAT marks = passed but low.

2) Maths Calculus = low.

3) Sociology = low.

What the bleeding tampons... how not to be emo? I hate myself. Cheerios...

Yours Truly,
Einsteinium.

I Am But A Protein In A Golgi Body

2008-08-22T01:20:00.008+08:00

Jump, jump, jump! We look kinda retarded in here... >_<

Nonsensical. Everyone's pushing me to update. I already updated! Isn't it enough?! When is enough for you people??!! Stop pushing meee!!! *sniff*

Oh well. For the sake of the people. In the following weeks I shall be...

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1) Joining KLIMUN (Kuala Lumpur International Model United Nations). I actually have a phobia of debating but I thought this would be a good experience for me. I get to meet new people, gain new insights into the world and... skip classes! Hehe. Although I know I'm gonna have a backlog of homework when I go back. Ugh.

Boon Chuan (BC) and I lepak-ing in Ipoh. It's a nice ol' town!

Hmmm, I think I dislike debating because when I was in my secondary school, SMK Hulu Kelang, I joined the debating team. I got so traumatised by the training that I quit. I just... got cold feet and quit. It was so stressful for me! Not to mention the "must win!" mentality that goes along with the training.

Or was it just me? Hmmmm. Anyways, I don't like fighting, be it through War of the Words or Flying Punches, Hidden Kicks.

What the bleeding tampons... Jessica called me a Lalat in here. Eish!!!
If I'm a Lalat, then she's a... *quackquackquackquack*

Your move, sister... Bring the fire. -_-

2) Sitting for my Bio test. Holy shift, I haven't revised yet! Ugh. And I was complaining how my procrastination has doomed me in my Calculus and Sociology tests. I need to take drastic measures soon... *emo*

Zhi!!! Zomg man. Our Ultimate team is never going to be the same without you!!! We'll miss you, bro! T_T

3) Going to INTEC. Soon. HAHAHAHA!!! A friend *coughZeredacough* invited me over there to check out her living conditions. According to her, if Hell has opened it's doors in Malaysia, INTEC would be the prime location where Satan has spawned his demonic minions and raped all of the buildings and people along with it. @_@

Ok, a teeny-weeny bit of hyperbole there but heyy, I'm pretty sure that's how she describes it!

My roommate, Win Sim. Awesome fella who loves Ultimate just like me! ^^

4) University applications. Holy shift. Another subject I have left to decay at the back of my mind. Errrr... I shall review this when I have spare time. Soon. =P

5) Ultimate Frisbee orientation for the newbies shall begin next week!!! Too bad I can't join my team... I would love to be there and share the love of Ultimate with them. Shift la.

"Jessica..... you're on your own!"

Hehehe. Good luck girl! ^^

*quack* What's that sound? *quack* I coulda sworn I heard something. *quack* I'm pretty sure it's close to me. *quack* Hmmm. *quack* I guess I'll just have to let it breed, oops, be. *quack quack quack*

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Will update more on the Inti Ultimate Frisbee Trip To The North. Lol. Cheerios!

Yours Truly,
Einsteinium.

Ultimateeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

Inti Nilai - Mock SAT Over. Real SAT Next.

2008-08-19T01:59:00.007+08:00

Mock SAT over. I hope I pass the cutting point.

If I do, I'll be posting some random stuff.

If not, I'll be doing emo posts.

Keep an "(<0>)" (that's suppose to look like an eye) out during the next few days. =)

Cheerios!

Yours Truly,
Einsteinium.

P.S. I feel so lazy now. Just wanna rest for a quick while... Mmmmm.... ^^

Me during the SAT test. I felt so tempted to put this in...