Boyfriend vs Random Hot Guy

I always give her flowers cause she deserves them...

I just got off the phone with my darling and had a pretty interesting conversation with Her. If you're a close friend of my girl, you'll know that she has this girl crush on someone right now and this is just not sitting right with me. My girl has a crush on someone besides me? Bullocks! And I'm not jealous. Not at all.

She goes on to me about how she wants his babies-lah, how his half-naked body is soooo hot etc etc. Pfffftttt, he's not even THAT hot. I've seen half-boiled chickens that look better. And no, i'm not even slightly jealous.

Zy and rain do not mix. But Zy and water do! Confused?

Anyhow, she goes on to tell me that she still loves me very much and that I couldn't be replaced by anything in the world, including him (although she tells me this with a chuckle at the end. Hmmmmmmm, suspicious...). We went on to discuss what I have over her that he doesn't. This does not include my jealousy. Which I do not have, k!

I think there's like... A LOT of advantages I have over random hot guy-loh! There's nothing that he has over me besides hotness. I mean, come on! Girls don't really care about how guys look right? They want a person with a good personality, kind heart, caring spirit and sensible mind. Looks are only secondary and unimportant. Right right right?! I mean, I'm not jealous that he's hotter than me. AM NOT.

I ter-shot her so she is still looking for an opportunity to reply the favor... >.<

She realized that I am still the best kareshi in the world eventually. To distinguish the obvious and overwhelming advantages I have, this is the list we came up with. It's how to tell the difference between a random hot guy and your boyfriend:

1) You can talk about period, poop and pee with your boyfriend but not with the random hot guy.

2) If you happen to be in school and have a leak, you could ask your bf for a pad (which he will keep for emergency purposes) but not from the random hot guy. Unfortunately, this did not happen cause we weren't from the same school. Boo. =(

3) Your boyfriend can miraculously cause you to... [edited] "If Ji Mi Yeow is the best boyfriend in the world, he will pee in his cat's litter box!" [edited].

This list is still up for editing i.e. up for girlfriend review. Lol.

Pfffttt, how can random hot guy be hotter than me???

There! Now don't you feel special, boyfriends all over the world? =) See! Nothing to be jealous of!

Just remember... boyfriends have powers that only random hot guys can dream of! TAKE THAT RANDOM HOT GUY! HA! Cheerios!

Yours Truly,

Ji Mi.

P.S. I love you! Even though you have a girl crush on that random hot guy who can't make you poop no matter what he does. Strike one for boyfriend!